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RARE COLLECTIBLES DEPARTMENTWelcome to your source for hard-to-find collectibles. These "Star Wars" items are expected to go quickly, so act fast.
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Wars Fast Food Placemat This placemat has a large rip on the right side, which should not adversely affect its value. As this was obtained during a trip to Taco Bell, there are several unobtrusive taco sauce stains. ("Mild" sauce, if I recall correctly) Price: $18.00 Shipping: $2.00 |
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| Anakin
Skywalker Soft Drink Cup This was folded flat for the purpose of scanning. It developed a few relatively minor cracks during the folding process. Otherwise, it is in pristine condition, as can be plainly seen from the photo. Price: $23.00 Shipping: $2.00 |
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1 Pizza Hut Coupon This was distributed as part of an advertising supplement in Sunday newspapers and free shoppers nationwide. Other than that, it is extremely rare. This would make an excellent gift for the avid Star Wars collector or anyone else with too much time on his hands. Price: $19.00 Shipping: $2.00 |
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| Pepsi
Collector Can No.2 Sebulba, feared pod racer of Tatooine, is pictured on this rare Pepsi can. Note: The can has been neatly folded flat for the purpose of scanning. This will no doubt increase its value because the can is now much easier to ship and store. Price: $22.00 Shipping: $2.00 |
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