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Welcome to The Lampoonery. We're now serving a menu of flavorful humor columns and tempting ad parodies, made fresh on the premises and delivered by your server 24 hours a day! We realize that the untested idea of creating a web site devoted to humor may seem odd and even frightening to some. But pursuing innovative ideas into unfamiliar terrain can be an adventure. After all, it was a lust for adventure that prompted Columbus to seek a shorter route to the Fountain of Youth, and brought about Ponce de Leon's discovery of Hudson Bay. And have we got adventure! Be sure to read our thrilling story of heroism behind a fast-food counter.

It won't be all fun and games, though. We want to improve the quality of your life with our Best-known Secrets to Everything Program. We'll make sense of your world by sorting out mysteries like the confusing difference between "a.m." and "p.m." and by offering columns like "The Poetry Clinic" and "The Writer's Corner." Step-by-step how-to articles like "Things to do in an elevator" will be crammed full of useful tips. There will also be relevant surveys that place a finger on the throbbing pulse of a nation. But we also want to make a difference. Occasionally, we'll tug at your heartstrings with touching features that spotlight the plight of the unfortunate. And that's not all. Consumers will appreciate the many purchasing opportunities. Look for FREE ads from quality sponsors like Pedoxatrim, Raw Untreated Sewage Inc and The Trailers at Dumpforde Crossing.

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